Sunday, January 16, 2011

9 TARGETED EXERCISES - GET RID OF CELLULITE



Dear Reader,

Read This Brief Report to Find Out HowAnd Then Get Started


“The Cellulite Slayer”
"The information in this report may infuriate you... It may initially frustrate you... It may also temporarily embarrass you...But if you've been unsuccessful at getting rid of your cellulite with all of the hyped up, expensive "cures" - I promise, this report will not only educate and empower you but most importantly it will expose you to the only successfully proven way to banish the cellulite from your body - regardless of your age or 'genetics'..."


At this very moment women of all ages, all around the world, are literally throwing money down the drain on completely ineffective 'cellulite treatment' methods and products... Meanwhile, a small handful of fortunate ladies have discovered something that actually removes cellulite permanently - and with literally no risk, hassle or expense...In this report you will discover their secret...- The simple 22-minute, cellulite reducing, HOME exercise routine that in 16 months of home tested trials and actual use has amazed the skeptics and empowered hundreds of women to reclaim their natural beauty and regain their womanly self esteem by removing the dimpled, 'cottage cheese' looking, orange peel textured appearance from their butt, hips and thighs...- Most women seeing definite improvements in just 24 days... All without painful weights, dangerous machines or useless gadgets - and NO changes in diet, at all...
This Is Not a Weight Loss ProgramIt Is ONLY for Getting Rid of Cellulite...
In other words - this only works if you are happy with your weight and size - but you have cellulite on your butt, hips and/or thighs that you need to get rid of, with a little 'lifting and toning'...The simple fact that you are still reading proves this report has been written for you... ...And the information below is going to help you in ways you could never imagine as I open your eyes to the deceitful lies, profit mongering scams and downright ignorant advice that is relentlessly blasted at you 24/7...
EXPOSED: The Great Cellulite Conspiracy
First and foremost, cellulite is not a 'thing'. Nor is the word 'cellulite' a medical term...It is simply a 'made up' term coined in European salons and spas, during the late 1960's, to describe the dimpled appearance of skin found on the thighs and buttocks of many womenCheck it out Here!Widespread propaganda and promotion of the euro-concept in the United States followed the 1973 publication of 'Cellulite: Those Lumps, Bumps and Bulges You Couldn't Lose Before', by Nicole Ronsard, owner of a New York City beauty salon that specialized in skin and body care.Cellulite is alleged to be a special type of "fat gone wrong," - supposedly different from "regular fat", a combination of fat, water, and "toxic wastes" that the body has failed to eliminate...To the unsuspecting woman - this may sound logical enough to spend money out of sheer desperation, on one of the many "cure's for cellulite"... such as...Ineffective "anti cellulite" products sold through, department stores, retail outlets, by mail order, through multilevel companies, and through the Internet including but not limited to:

- "loofah" sponges- cactus fiber scrubbers- special washcloths- horsehair mitts- creams and gels to "dissolve" cellulite- pills containing vitamins, minerals- powders or liquids containing herbs- bathing liquids or additives
- vibrational massagers- rubberized pants- gimmicky devices- bio ceramic cellulite shorts- "dead skin" brushes- "blood circulation" rollers- body wrap treatments- and cellulite reduction lotions...

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At best - some of these approaches may temporarily make the skin feel a little softer and smoother - but in terms of getting rid of the horrendous ripples and dimples, to give you the freedom to wear attractive swimsuits, dress in cute outfits and enjoy intimate times of being naked without being self conscious...The harsh reality is NONE of these money wasting methods get the job done... None of them give you permanent cellulite removal... Because it's physiologically IMPOSSIBLE...

See - there are no "toxins" to remove... This is a complete farce. The fat beneath your skin is exactly the same as the fat on the rest of your body. The BS advertising pitch claiming "you have toxins that build up in your body from the foods you eat and the air you breath - that get trapped in the fat in your mid-body - causing the bumpy skin..." - is a total bunch of trash...
Medically Tested Proof - "No Such Thing as Cellulite"
Several years ago, Neil Solomon, M.D., conducted a double-blind study of 100 people to see whether "cellulite" differed from ordinary fat. Specimens of regular fat and lumpy fat were obtained by a needle biopsy procedure and given to pathologists for analysis and comparison...No differences between the two types of fat samples were found.More recently, researchers at Rockefeller Institute used ultrasonography, microscopic examinations, and fat-metabolism studies to see if "cellulite affected" and unaffected skin areas differed in seven healthy adult subjects - five women, two men; four of them "cellulite" affected, three unaffected.Not surprisingly - the researchers concluded: (a) certain characteristics of skin make women more prone than men to develop the appearance of "cellulite"; and (b) there were no differences in the appearance or function of the fatty tissue or the regional blood flow between "cellulite" affected and unaffected body areas within these individuals...Which brings up the burning question...

Why Are Women Allowed to BeCheated, Deceived and Ripped Off?

The answer will shock you...The truth is...The FDA and other regulatory agencies have minimal authority over the Beauty and Cosmetics Industry - the main reason being that most products or services are intended to simply "enhance" superficial aspects of the female body - mainly hair, nails and the skin on the face and problem areas of the body - all externally superficial...And since most of these types of treatments are "from the outside" - the FDA can just watch from a distance, and basically only get involved if enough complaints are issued by dissatisfied, or injured, women against a specific "anti-cellulite" product or company...
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...the F.T.C. ordered the makers of Anushka Bio-Response Body Contouring Cellulite Cream to refund $3.5 million to deceived women - and the company was also ordered to modify their misleading advertising claims...


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The Federal Trade Commission (FTC), however, does do it's best to regulate and control deceptive advertising practices and underhanded sales tactics. The FTC is the branch of the government that has authority over the advertising and marketing tactics used by companies on it's targeted market (in this case - women with 'cellulite')....

Their Sleazy Business Model:"Prey On Desperate Women by Taking Advantageof Advertising Loopholes & Flimsy Regulations..."

But, sadly, as I mentioned earlier - the rules that these 'beauty and cosmetic' companies 'must follow' are so flexible that these products can literally be labeled and marketed as "the magical cellulite cure in a bottle"...Unfortunately hundreds of thousands of women fall for these 'false promises' and these companies make money hand over fist, all at your expense - fully knowing their product CANNOT get rid of your cellulite...Here's a perfect example that is sure to make your blood boil...Murad is one of the biggest companies in the "cellulite treatment" business - they market a cellulite treatment 'system' by the name 'Firm and Tone' and 'Cellulite Solution Regimen' - which costs about $510.00 PER MONTH, altogether...That's $6,120.00 per year!! ..for some skin moisturizer and a vitamin 'regimen'...Once you read this excerpt from an official Medical Toxicology Report - you'll be more educated than 99.6% of all other women in the world when it comes to the subject of cellulite...


RE: Firming & Toning 'Serums', Summary and conclusion: - ...contains a who's who of skin-detrimental ingredients. Firming and Toning Serum skin cream product claims to "minimize body imperfections ranging from cellulite to stretch marks and saggy skin, leaving you proud to show off".... I wouldn't bank on this water and alcohol-based concoction for any amount of body perfection or improvement - either short term or long term... especially when you consider the amount of irritation your skin will experience from the peppermint, menthol, and several fragrant, volatile oils that have no established benefit for skin - again, either short term or long term.Last but not least, this product also contains esculin, an extracted component of horse chestnut, which is considered toxic and is not recommended for topical application by skin experts and dermotologists. (Source: Ellenhorns Medical Toxicology: Diagnoses and Treatment of Human Poisoning, 2nd Edition. Baltimore, MD: Williams & Wilkins, 1997)

What You Don't Know CAN Hurt You...

Its the "no harm - no foul rule"...This means if you choose to buy a cream because you "think" its going to help you - and that cream doesn't harm you - then that's OK - even though you didn't get the promised result you bought the cream for in the first place!!Doesn't that make you furious?....And here's how this big hoax is allowed to continue... One of the reasons is that you have this element of trust and hope inside you - that says "well, if these bottles say it 'flushes toxins, improves circulation and removes cellulite' ... then it must work or they wouldn't be allowed to sell this stuff"......And so you buy it - but as always - it doesn't work - and you are either too embarrassed to tell anyone or to get your money back for something that didn't live up to its promise - or EVEN WORSE - you think there is something horribly wrong with you and your body - and YOU BLAME IT ON YOURSELF!None of that is right! ...But you've sneakily been manipulated into thinking this way - and we are going to put an end to that TODAY...But first...I want you to know there are a few things that I agree with you on, about cellulite...First and foremost...If you are not getting rid of it - it's slowly but surely getting worse and worse with each passing week because you have not stopped it's 'progression' by targeting the root cause...But that's only the beginning...Yes, it looks horrible...It affects many aspects of your life...It forces you to wear clothes you would rather not wear and prevents you from dressing like you really would love to dress...It makes you avoid fun times at the beach or the pool - or simply stops you from being able to enjoy a vacation where you can soak up the sun, looking great in a bikini...It forces you to make love with the lights off - or even worse it causes you to avoid sex at all costs - because you don't want your man to see what it looks like......and it wears away at your self esteem, your self confidence and your joy for life...As a woman - that's no way to live your life - and soon enough you won't have to...All you want is to look and feel sexy with or without your clothes... After all, you are a woman, right?...

The Only Proven Way to Get Rid of Celluliteis Discovered, Refined and Simplified

At this point you're probably asking yourself... "How does Joey know this?"Truth be told - this is my life's calling - the ability to help you enhance your body is what I've been gifted withCheck it out Here!Helping middle-aged women fix and fine-tune their bodies is what I'm known for around the world...My passion to excel in this specific area grew out of my deep empathy for women who've been misled, misinformed or 'misunderstood' - and this bond I created with frustrated females has earned me the official title of - 'The Woman's Trainer'...But most importantly, showing you how to get rid of your cellulite with minimal time, effort and hassle is my core specialty...Remember, this is NOT about losing weight, dieting or becoming a 'fitness super-model' - It's strictly about getting rid of cellulite with some lifting and firming...

You may be surprised to know that I have a bachelors degree in exercise physiology (SUNY Buffalo, NY) and a masters degree in exercise science (LIU - Dobbs Ferry, NY) - but the reality is all that formal education and time spent in the lab only gave me the foundation that would support my future fitness career and journalistic endeavors...It wouldn't be until 12 years after college that I'd be faced with the challenge of creating a simple, cellulite reduction exercise routine that could be done in less than 25 minutes, at homeDana, an old college friend - sent me this email - which would lead me to create the program... ...

Dear Joey,I know it's been a long time but you know how it can be with marriage, kids 'n work. I hope you guys are all doin wellI'm writing to you about this because I know you'll give me the complete honest truth and if anyone can help me its gotta be you.If you remember back in college I had a little bit of cellulite but it wasn't too bad...Well, after 2 kids my lower body looks horrendus, I mean cellulite everywhere. I'm so embarassed to take the kids to the pool or beach - I even cringe when I get undressed and can't stand looking at the mirror with my clothes off.I look great in my jeans or a form fitting skirt but what lies underneath is atrotious and I need to get rid of it, JoeyMaking love is not fun or exciting for me and its bothering Tim also, of course. I can't beleive Im tellin you this but its at that point you knowJoey can I get rid of the cellulite on my butt, hips and thighs with exercise or am I cursed for life? And if so, can you make me a program to get the job done. I will gladly pay you for your timeEither way I know you won't BS me & you'll tell it to me straightIf you think you can help, keep in mind the program needs to be for 'at home' use and not be longer than 30 minutes. As a (crazy) 'busy mom' my time is limited and, as you know, I'm not the 'health club' type.I hope you can help. Say 'Hi' to the family for me.Hugs,- Dana-----------------------------------------------------------------
A Challenge Issued andThe Cellulite Reduction Routine is Born...

After I got Dana's email - I couldn't sleep for 2 days - partially because I could feel her pain - but more so because I thrive on this type of challenge - and my wheels where turning 24/7 until I drafted the initial anti cellulite exercise routine...Based on past success with various female clients I knew this program was sure to work for Dana but before I sent it to her - I wanted to give this specific routine a 'test run'...At the time, my sister Marisa was going through a relationship issue - and had fallen off her exercise routine - causing her to develop some cellulite in the butt, hip and thigh area.Getting 'back into the gym' was not an option for her because of the mild state of depression she was in - BUT I was able to convince her to follow my cellulite reduction program at home - every other day...She did - and 4 weeks later - she was ecstatic yet baffled... Her cellulite was gone - but being a 'health club' regular - she simply couldn't understand why this approach could work so well - WITHOUT the weights and machines type routines of the health club...You must understand - to my 'younger' sister, I'm not a 'Guru' - I'm just her 'older brother' - but after this eye-opening experience she realized her older brother does indeed hold some 'Guru' status...

Two Older, Out-of-Shape Ladies'Drop-Kick' Their Cellulite Problem

So she asks... "Joey - there are two older ladies I work with. They're not really overweight - but they are un-toned and they both have cellulite that they always complain about - can I make copies of the program and give it to them?"I said... "Sure - as long as they promise to follow it as outlined - and keep us posted on the changes..."Marisa replies... "Cool - they will love you for this - you have no idea..."Sure as sunshine - two and half weeks later one of the women, Annette, asked my sister for my number and called me directly to personally thank me for the improvements she had already seen, and to tell me there was no doubt in her mind she would have "at least a 90% reduction of the cellulite before summer..."The other woman, Trish, wasn't able to start at the same time - due to the flu, but after seeing what the program had done for my sister and Annette - she started as soon as she was back on her feet......And 5 weeks after starting - she sent me an email of praise and 'amazement', as she put it, - to let me know how happy she is with "making her body young again"... She mentioned how everyone told her that her "cellulite was genetic and she would just have to live with it..." Now they all swear she had some 'surgical procedure' during vacation time...At this point I know I have the program that is going to get rid of Dana's cellulite - BUT, I spend another week fine-tuning, and tightening it up a bit - so that she could fit it into her schedule no matter how busy she is...I send her the program with exact photos and instructions - so there is absolutely no guess work and no need for excuses...Dana promises me that she'll follow the routine and keep me posted...She emails me 2 weeks later asking... "Joey is it possible to see improvements in this short amount of time - or is it just my imagination?"I emailed her back to let her know - "it's not typical - but, some women do see results quicker than others..."About two and half weeks later, she emails me again..."Joey, I don't know how else to say this, but - you are a G genius - I love you! - Oh, and Tim sends his love and "thanks" as well ; Joey my cellulite is almost totally gone - and I'm getting a nicely toned look THAT I NEVER HAD - even before the kids, This is simply amazing - I knew if anyone could help me with this - it must be you... Joey, my friends are all shocked, bordering on jealousy - and the women in the mom's club are totally dying to get their hands on your program - just let me know if I can openly share it or not...And one last thing...Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!!! You can't imagine how happy I am now...Tons of hugs, - Dana

I told Dana to keep the printed version of the cellulite reduction program 'under wraps' - as I would be making a digital version available via the internet...So what does this mean to you, today?

It Means You Get Sexy, You Get Wiserand You Get Sweet 'Revenge'

Picture this...It's been a quick 3.5 weeks since you read the Cellulite Reduction Report and you are utterly ecstatic about the changes that have taken place so far...Before bathing, you undress with a smile as you gaze at yourself in the mirror, turning your hips to the side as you run your hand over your firmly lifted buns and tightly smoothed thighs - you absolutely love what you see (and so does your man!) - but it gets better...After you bathe, you dry yourself off - and then grab your favorite moisturizer... You squeeze some lotion into the palm of your hand - you rub the lotion onto both palms - and you begin massaging the lotion into your right upper thigh, hip and buttocks region - working your way down to your knee and calve area...As you do this - you are almost in disbelief about the new firmness and tightness of your entire butt, hip and thigh area... The cellulite is almost gone - and you notice a sexy toning effect from the simple exercises you've been doing.. Check it out Here!You lift your head to look right at the mirror - and the mirror doesn't lie - as it shows a true reflection of pure attractiveness...The dimply, bumpy skin has been replaced with gently toned, tightly smoothed and healthy looking butt, and thighs.
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Bernard C Gakwe.

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